Why PunchDonald?

Seriously? Have you seen this guy? Have you read the news? Have you heard the things this guy says every day? Have you seen the people he surrounds himself with? Have you seen how gross the swamp is that he's filling?

These days it seems like only the billionaires and the dirtbags stand a chance in Washington DC. It's starting to seem fairly hopeless for a lot of people, but there are still people who are standing up. Thank God for the Women’s March. Thank God for the ACLU. Thank God for Planned Parenthood. Thank God for Jim Carrey. Thank God for all the journalists who are bold enough to stand up and say what they believe in. Thank God for everyone who has the guts to take a stand… to voice an opinion against the corruption … the racism .. the sexism.

For the frustrated masses who can’t get it out any other way, there’s PunchDonald. Go ahead… rack up some virtual punches and see how much better you feel. Since actually punching people is simply out of the question, there’s PunchDonald.

Tell your friends and check back often! We’ll always have a running list of Donald’s latest lies and most irritating tweets to keep you inspired. Plus inspired tidbits from our crack team of writers.

-The Resistance

24 October 2018

Pipe Bombs Sent to Trump’s ‘Enemies’

Sadly, this is not surprising... but it sure is sad. In fact, this is the reason our first post here at PunchDonald.com was all about applauding those who are brave enough to speak out in the scary time of people driving cars into crowds and shooting peaceful protesters. In times like these when “the right” is so revved up believing that the scary demons from the left are going to try and pry their guns out of their hands or give their hard earned money away to lazy freeloaders, it’s scary to speak out. Now you just watch, Donald and his buddies will be on TV tonight talking about how this is actually a conspiracy... how George Soros is actually sending these pipe bombs to himself, the Clintons, The Obamas, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, CNN... basically Donald’s list of sworn enemies.

The PunchDonald Game is meant to be silly and satisfying, which will be obvious from the first punch. In times like these, we want to remind everyone that violence is never the answer. Get it out of your system with silly games like this, but never, ever take those urges into the real world. I know we don’t need to remind you of that. But there it is... we’ve said it. Don’t try this at home... or outside... or at someone else’s home... or anywhere at all. Keep your punches virtual.

Now... GO VOTE THESE GUYS OUT! There’s never been a more important time to vote. If you live in texas, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get out there and help get Beto elected!

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