Why PunchDonald?

Seriously? Have you seen this guy? Have you read the news? Have you heard the things this guy says every day? Have you seen the people he surrounds himself with? Have you seen how gross the swamp is that he's filling?

These days it seems like only the billionaires and the dirtbags stand a chance in Washington DC. It's starting to seem fairly hopeless for a lot of people, but there are still people who are standing up. Thank God for the Women’s March. Thank God for the ACLU. Thank God for Planned Parenthood. Thank God for Jim Carrey. Thank God for all the journalists who are bold enough to stand up and say what they believe in. Thank God for everyone who has the guts to take a stand… to voice an opinion against the corruption … the racism .. the sexism.

For the frustrated masses who can’t get it out any other way, there’s PunchDonald. Go ahead… rack up some virtual punches and see how much better you feel. Since actually punching people is simply out of the question, there’s PunchDonald.

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-The Resistance

26 October 2018

Donald's iPhone Is How He Shares State Secrets with China and Russia

Remember how Donald and his party of poopers howled on and on about Hillary's email? Remember the endless shouting and posturing about how brazen and careless she was... how much a criminal etc and on and on?

Well step aside Hillary! Donald's gonna show the world how it's REALLY done. Donald apparently has three iPhones, but only two are equipped with the NSA's security features... one intended only for tweeting (ugggg... someone please make that one stop). The third phone is just a regular old iPhone... unsecured as your own. In spite of repeated warnings that this phone could easily be compromised, Donald has insisted on using it.

Guess what! You guessed it. China and Russia have been listening to Donald's calls. They must have strong stomachs. Personally, I don't think I could take it. Well, maybe if I went straight to The PunchDonald Game and took a few shots to "wipe the dirt off"...but even so. According to the New York Times, China and Russia have been listening in and gathering information from Donald's conversations... but rest easy... I'm sure they have good intentions.

Of course Donald didn't have anything to say about this... oh wait... naturally, he did...

Stay classy Donald!

Now... GO VOTE THESE GUYS OUT! There’s never been a more important time to vote. If you live in texas, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get out there and help get Beto elected!

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